My name is Amanda. College Cheerleader. Education Major and Theatre Minor. Ask me anything!!! :))))

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via orgasmic-humor)

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deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

(via catching-starstuff-with-peter)

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weissmitchell:

my talents include haunting the kitchen and making food disappear

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petercapaltea:

Girls!
You dont need to shave your legs to be beautiful.
Also not your stomach.
And back.
Grow out your body hair until it’s enough insulation from the cold of the north pole. A polar bear. Become a polar bear.

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penguintim:

ragingqueermisandrist:

things about the hunger games franchise that should anger you

  • katniss’s deafness was erased in the movies
  • peeta’s amputation was erased in the movies
  • our media is acting exactly like the capitol
  • katniss’s prep team aren’t real characters in the movies

things about the hunger games franchise that shouldn’t anger you

  • "katniss is so annoying and whiny and cold and weak!!"

Also

  • Katniss was whitewashed in the movies.

(via fromcheltoshiningsea)

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lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

(via fromcheltoshiningsea)

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escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(via scottsonnier)

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unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

(via catching-starstuff-with-peter)

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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via youraverageantisocialite)

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via orgasmic-humor)

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thelovelymocker:

I can’t stand it when people ask me why I like the Beatles so much like if you wanna know I will write you a long ass novel detailing the chronicles of how they’ve made my life 909% better

(via scottsonnier)

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underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(via orgasmic-humor)

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osnesutton:

person: can you give me a hand?
me: *jazz hands*

(via unapologetically-aly)

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un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

(via unapologetically-aly)

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